I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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