super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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