you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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