Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Operation Purity has been aborted
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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