He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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