What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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