i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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