are you still at the devil's house?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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