why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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