mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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