Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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