For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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