drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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