Umm I'm too high to move.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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