i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Randomize