We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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