..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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