So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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