nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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