i think my mom watched the whole time
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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