so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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