I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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