She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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