Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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