everyone is single if you try hard enough
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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