So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So gin and wine won't be happening again
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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