He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
