I cockslap morals
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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