I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
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