So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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