how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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