I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
