ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
