why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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