Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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