I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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