Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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