You can't motorboat a personality
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she pinky promised me she was 18
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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