Do you still have your period?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
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