Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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