You can't special order awesome
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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