I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Text me some of your sweat
Randomize
