I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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