She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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