As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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