Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
so let's talk penis.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
When are your genitals available?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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