I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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