She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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