you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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