Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
What a dumb baby whore.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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