that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
ok first of all what the fuck
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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