I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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