Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
