Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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