I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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